Thursday, June 27, 2002

 

Which Member of the Endless Are You?

Kevin | 11:50 AM |

 
top ten "ya i went to suny" happenings.

so i got one of those if you went to albany, you should remember these things email. and i did mostly, but since i wasn't in a frat and i'm one hip mo-fu. i didn't relate to lots, so here's my attempt.

10) you've gone days without seeing the sun. i once went two straight weeks.

9 )three words: emmy bull burger......and if you have never been to dirty dan's, well then i don't wanna know you anymore.

8) wake up, decide that class is too far away. spend the whole afternoon high and watching uncle pappy, strong man, incredible hunk, then back to back simpsons.

7) walk into the wrong L.C and try to play it off as if you are looking for a book or something.

6) if your a boy, have peed in a sink at least once during your college experience. if your a lady, have broken that golden rule about never peeing outdoors.

5) heard the bullshit story about why the campus was designed to be a windtunnel. that i was supposed to be built in either new mexico or irag, and how new york just bought the plans off someone. the real truth is that the builders were just retarted or they had some freaky love for breezes.

4) no matter where you were. listened to wcdb every wednesday one to three. they played the bangin' indie rock!!

3) got thrown into the fountain.

2) was extremely disappointed with lark street.

and number one) our weekend started on wednesday.

--------> okay, that was my shot. now it's your turn. so hit me with a couple, fellow danes.

Kevin | 1:23 AM |

Wednesday, June 26, 2002

 
hot in the city

allow me to rant about the weather for a second: my god it's hot!!...........okay, got that out of my system. so i woke up this morning with one of those hangovers that always overstays their visits. no mattter how much water i drank, how many pills i popped, the slow ache continued to beat upon my mind. so how did this a happen to poor me?...... last night i went out drinking with the q tsar, danny and glenda. well like all my drinking stories go, i should first state that i ended up highly polluted by the end of the evening and can't remember all the details. ahhhhhh blacking out, my brain's little way of releasing me from the shame of my drunken antics.

so this all took place at the village idiot. this bar is destined to be one of my favorites because of the cheap drinks. five dollar pitchers!!! and this isn't albany, tis nyc where paying five bucks for a pint is the norm. so we all proceed to get our drinks on and get sloppy. found out many interesting things. like how ed nauser is now a new york city cop. this thought is so scary that i'm gonna choice to ignore it. we decided that if q ever starts to blog, his site will have to be dubbed quinn's hair.net or something like that. mocked all the weak willed cancer slaves for having their cigs. turned down shots.......and then it all got fuzzy. what's going on? train ride home, i'm sleepy,.....hey it's keith....crazy bastard, why are we at 7-11, who the hell is driving? oh jesus i hope quinn is sober, have to pee sooo bad, who's nico-patch is stuck to my back seat..........awakening to all sorts of pain and sweat. the radio should have said "its a hundred degrees outside and you still drunk....fool!"

Kevin | 11:37 PM |

Monday, June 24, 2002

 

I am an Asteroid. I am a drifter. I go where life leads, which makes me usually a very calm and content sort of person. That or thoroughly apathetic. Usually I keep on doing whatever I'm doing, and it takes something special to make me change my mind. What Video Game Character Are You?

Kevin | 2:04 AM |

Friday, June 21, 2002

 
GOAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

this is gonna be short cause i just had some wendy's and i'm feeling ever so nasty. also i'm gonna try to go to sleep soon to wake up for the usa soccer game. which starts at seven in the morning! dear god!! i didn't even know there was a seven in the a.m.

well i have a guest book section now (it's on the top). feel free to jot something witty down. much thanks again go out to glen, who is now the official wizard behind this site. without her help, i'ld still be hitting my comp. with a hammer. i've since moved on to a handy mallet.

random notes ------> just installed my a.c., so fuck you mother nature!........you dig good music, right? well get yourself the new breeders album. the first must have summer disc.........my friend francis (just don't call him that) will be leaving for scotland in a few days. here's a joke for all the scottish lasses: "what do call an attractive woman in scotland? a tourist". hahahahahaha. oh my sides hurt. have fun frankie. hope you like everything you eat to be deep fried..........anyone planning any trips.......well anywhere? please let me know. i don't wanna spend my whole summer in the nyc area. urg!! we should go to 1) the midwest 2) the left coast 3) ireland.........okay, that's it for now.

Kevin | 1:05 AM |

Wednesday, June 19, 2002

 




take the death quiz.


and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

Kevin | 5:49 PM |

 




what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!

Kevin | 5:45 PM |

 
shout outs?

for commenting i now have a shout out system. so please use it. if you are reading this right now, well you must use it or i'll no longer say such sweet things about you and besides do you really wanna make me cry?.....mean bastards!!.....the earlier comment thingy i had stopped working for me, which gave my feeble computer literate mind a headache, but glenda fixed it all up for me cause she's good like that and i've taken a html book out of the library. there might be hope for me yet, not likely, but stranger things have happened.

well now on to the shout outs. i have added a couple of friends to my links and you would be doing yourself a great service by checking their sites out. they have all been given four stars by the prestigious kev smith panel of excellence. first going in order of who's known me longest.

alison's site, curious kids start fires. i've know alison since high school. thankfully (for her), she was spared the experience of saint francis. we were in a band together for about three days. all pants, no trousers. which i still think is one of the coolest band names ever. sadly i was (and still am) horrific as a drummer , but alison has been nice enough to forgive me for that and still be my friend. if you are into punk rock, frasier, vegan cooking and/or just plain witty comments. then this is the site for you.

next up is danny's photo/ blog site. danny is another queens boy, but i didn't meet him till our time together in suny albany. there we spend many hours making jokes about our room mates (josh for him, quinn for me), drinking crappy canadian beer, hanging around the third floor of the campus center (danny, photo service. kev, wcdb). danny is an incredibly gifted photographer as well as being a super nice guy, check out his site if your into interesting visuals.

next up is a blog directory for all of nyc. it's great for wasting time, looking up blogs near you and such. if you have a blog in nyc or know friends who do. make sure to get on this.

and please don't forget the other cast of characters i have linked here.......and leave shout outs or i'll hold my breathe till i pass out.

Kevin | 2:13 AM |

 
a return to the written form

wow. i'm back in action after a loooong break. okay, where did we leave off?.....frodo and sam had just entered mordor with gollum guiding them. so now.....wait, wrong story. hmmm now i remember. quinn, law and i went down to north carolina to save q's dog clyde a life in a five by five room. these kids have been planning this trip out for quite awhile and since i really needed to vacate the state for a few days, i decided to be talked into going. i felt up for a road trip and since my plans to go out to the midwest kept falling apart, i thought it was better to entertain and annoy q and law, then stay at home and sulk with mookie or even worse than that, go upstate and slave for my rents.

driving down south was uneventful other than quinn getting pulled over going 88 in maryland and getting a ticket that he'll be paying off for the next ten years. some helpfull advice for my loyal readers ---->don't speed in maryland. those cops don't fuck around.....we pulled into q's mom and aunt's place around seven in the morning. nyc to chapel hill in about ten hours. the weekend was spent as follows: watching clyde pee in every inch of the house, quinn's cousin brandon and i ripping q apart without mercy, watching hurricane games on the tele, making fun of quinn, attending brandon's high school graduation, keeping an eye out for members of superchunk, drinking lots of pabst blue ribbon, trying to kill the dangerous growth on q's head and then realizing it was just his hair, trying to understand the locals "ummmmm, yes your sister is quite pretty." and the best moment, being surrounded by almost a hundred little dogs. i'm now a fan of little dogs. big ones can all eat rat poison for all i care, but the little ones are dope. we left monday and the trip was a massive success until the last fifteen seconds when i stepped on lauren's glasses. of course, it was an accident, but i should know better, i've had glasses since age six. i think she's gonna beat the shit out of me the next chance she gets. i hope q has my back.

Kevin | 12:01 AM |

Saturday, June 15, 2002

 
Nappy Nappy Sleepy Sleepy

i'm really tired. hopefully i'll have some pep in the morning.

Kevin | 1:53 AM |

Thursday, June 06, 2002

 
R.I.P Dee Dee

dee dee ramone died yesterday. boy from queens and creator of a unique sound. he will be missed.

bonzo goes to blitburg.
You've got to pick up the pieces C'mon, sort your trash
You better pull yourself back together Maybe you've got too much cash
Better call, call the law When you gonna turn yourself in? Yeah
You're a politician Don't become one of Hitler's children

Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces
My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down
My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

Shouldn't wish you happiness, wish her the very best Fifty thousand dollar dress
Shaking hands with your highness See through you like cellophane
You watch the world complain, but you do it anyway Who am I, am I to say

Bonzo goes to bitburg then goes out for a cup of tea
As I watched it on TV somehow it really bothered me
Drank in all the bars in town for an extended foreign policy
Pick up the pieces

My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down
My brain is hanging upside down I need something to slow me down

If there's one thing that makes me sick It's when someone tries to hide behind politics
I wish that time could go by fast Somehow they manage to make it last

Kevin | 7:10 PM |