When we last left our hero, he was surveying the damage done by that most dastardly villain...the dryer. Never has the landscape of the far off realm of basement been scourged worse than on that cruel night. The walls were caked with soot sent for by dryer's dragon-like flames. The once pure air reeked of evil and fabric softener (the hero not entirely sure which was stronger). Only the desperate action of the hero's noble valet saved the basement from certain despair. The ever watchful beast pounced on our hero, napping off a long day filled with golden draughts and honey wine, and warned him of the dangerous situation at hand. Having not a second to spare and intrusting in his magical 'fire extinguisher', our hero made fast work of the dryer....sending him to the black pits of hell....and then to the curb in front of his modest castle.
tune in soon for the new episode.........the washer in cahoots!
You're mysterious, picky, and a bit aloof. Some people say you have a very cheery personality, but it's hard to say because you mask your emotions behind dark pretenses. You enjoy watching obscure movies and going to plays, but by the end of the day you're usually too wound-up by the ironies of your life to relax.
typedslowly 
Friday, June 13, 2003
